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43 Funny Pug Jokes for All Dog Lovers (THE INTERNET’S BEST PUG PUNS)

We can all agree that pugs are amazing dog breeds with quirky personalities. Their physical features are even more unique with their wrinkly, short muzzled face and curly tail. All of which, makes these dogs the perfect candidates for some hilarious pug jokes or clever pug puns.

After a ton of time and effort spent on tracking these down throughout the internet, these are the best jokes (including puns and memes) that we could find – in no particular order.

If you feel like i’m missing a pug joke, leave your joke in the comment section below. If we like it, we’ll add it to this list! We are always updating this list of jokes.

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Best Pug Jokes on the Internet

Not all dog jokes can apply to pugs, but the ones that do are guaranteed to make you laugh. These are our favorite pug jokes on the internet. Are we missing anything?

1. Question: What do you call a pug that’s been in the sun all day?

Answer: A hot dog

2. Question: How to you turn a pug into a watchdog?

Answer: You give him a Rolex.

3. So, I Bought My Wife a Pug…

My wife begged me to get her a dog, so I brought home a pug last night. Despite the wrinkly face, bulging eyes, squashed snout and rolls of fat, the dog really seemed to like her.

4. Send this pug jokes list to your friend, then look in the mirror 🙂

A pug waiting for his friend's reaction to the pug jokes.

5. Two Men are Walking their Dogs (a Doberman and a Pug)

They were starving and decided to grab some food at a restaurant nearby. Upon entering, they see a large sign posted next to the entrance door: “NO DOGS ALLOWED”.

“I know what to do, just follow my lead,” says the man with the Doberman. He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks in. The waiter quickly spots him and points to the sign, saying “I’m sorry sir, your dog can’t be in here.” The man replies, “Oh, i’m blind and this is my guide dog.”

“Really? A Doberman for a guide dog?” The waiter asks. 

“Of course, Dobermans are very loyal and protective. They make excellent guide dogs.” replied the man. The waiter had no choice but to lead the man to a table.

The second man with the pug throws on his sunglasses and enters. The waiter tells him “I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs here.” The man replies, “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m blind and this is my guide dog.”

“A Pug for a guide dog?” The waiter asks.

“A Pug?” The man asks. “They gave me a Pug?!”

6. Question: Where do pugs go after they lose their tail?

Answer: The re-tail store

7. Pug: excuse me, I think my cake’s on fire

Why did you light this pug's cake on fire?

8. Question: What’s a musical instrument that all pugs can play?

Answer: The Trom-bone

9. Question: Why don’t pugs play nice with other dogs?

Answer: Because they’re all about that pug life.

10. Question: What do you call a pug that can play American football?

Answer: A Pugskin

11. The only pug that’s not having any fun

Throwing a pug around will result in a bad time.

12. Question: Why do pugs like to use cell phones?

Answer: Because phones have collar ID

13. Mike Tyson the Pug

A lady has a husband who frequently travels all over the world for business. She is often concerned about her safety, being home alone all the time. One day, she decides to get herself a guard dog for comfort and protection.

She heads to a specialized trainer and asks for the most ferocious guard dog they have. The trainer responds, “that would be Mike Tyson, just wait one second.” He goes back to the kennel and brings out a little pug.

“That’s him? He’s tiny!” she exclaimed. 

The trainer replies, “That’s true, but watch this.” He looks at the pug and says “Mike Tyson – tire!” In a flash, the pug lunges at the spare tire in the corner and rips it to sheds in a matter of seconds. 

Stunned, the woman says “I’ll take him!”

The woman is ecstatic and brings the pug home. She decides to try out the dog’s special skill as soon as she got home. “Mike Tyson – chair!” she commanded. The pug rips the chair to shreds, as expected.

The next day the husband returns from a trip and says, “That’s your guard dog?! It’s cute, what’s his name?” The woman replies, “Mike Tyson.” The man bursts into tears of laughter: “Mike Tyson….my ass!”

14. The little pug is absolutely terrified 

Little pug, meet big pug.

15. Question: What do you do after a pug eats your dictionary?

Answer: You take the words right out of his mouth

16. The Pug Looking for Justice

A mysterious three-legged pug with a cowboy hat walks into a bar, climbs on the top of the bar counter and exclaims, “i’m looking for the man that shot my paw.”

17. Exercise? What’s that? Just gimme the fries!

The pug thought you said extra fries!

18. Why God gave us pugs

It’s often said that pugs are living proof that God, in fact, does have a good sense of humor.

19. Question: Why do pug farts smell so bad?

Answer: For the sake of the people who are hearing impaired.

20. This is something that all pug owners can relate to

How come every time my pug sneezes at me, im yawning?

Further reading:

Incredible Pug Puns

The name “pug” is short, simple and rhymes or meshes perfectly with a plethora of words we use on an every day basis. In other words, pugs are the perfect dogs for puns. Here’s what we mean:

21. A pug breeder had 198 pugs in his farm, but when he rounded them up, he had 200 pugs.

22. My dog doesn’t play nice with other dogs. I guess he’s all about that pug life.

23. Sorry, I pugged the toilet.

A pug stuck in the toilet.

24. Holy pugamole! My dog ate the whole avocado within a matter of second.

25. After a long day at work, the man returns to his home to find that his dog had trashed his living. He yelled, ” For pugs sake, this is the third time this week!”

26. Oh no! Not the bed pugs again…

Be careful not to get bed pugs.

27. My pug farted while on the elevator. It was wrong on so many levels!

28. The reason why pugs are so popular is because they’re fun and free-spirited. Some might even say they’re quite the pawty animal.

29. The puggle is real.

30. Officially, my new favorite drink: The pugkin spice latte.

31. Is that Hairy Pugger and the Sorcerer’s bone?

Hairy pug-ger

32. This little one is all about that pug life.

This little pug is all about that pug life.

33. The best thing about my dog is that every time I come home, he showers me with pugs and kisses.

34. I left the room for one minute and my pug got to my pizza. It’s now a pug-aroni pizza.

35. I’d like to have some s-pug-hetti with a side of rolls, please.

Spaghetti and pug go together like peanut butter and jelly.

36. Me to my pug: I told you i’d get the kibbles, please stop puggin‘ me.

37. Do you know why pugs like french fries so much? Because their favorite vegetable is the pugtato.

38. Nothing to see here, it’s just a pugboat.

A pug hanging out poolside.

39. No matter what happens in life, having your pug by your side keeps things pugsitive.

40. Question: What do you call a farting pug?

Answer: A stink pug.

41. I wonder what this pug did to end up here…

What did this pug do?

42. It’s hard not to brag when your dog is so puggin‘ awesome.

43. Sometimes pug memes and puns are terrible. In fact, I find them re-pug-nant.

Submit Your Pug Puns & Jokes

If you feel like we’ve missed a great pug joke/pun, let us know in the comments section below! We try our best to find the very best on the internet but are always looking for more great jokes. We check these comments often, and if we like your joke, well include it on this list!

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